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4th December 2009

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It's like a big mack truck cut across three lanes in my soul.

- Liz Phair

4th December 2009

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"Anyone could tell you were my instrument," he said, "I understand you, you want to play me."

- Liz Phair

21st November 2009

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Hope.

5th November 2009

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Yes ladies and gents.  I baked a fork into a pan of cornbread.  Sober.

3rd November 2009

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DOLPHIN WEDDING! →

OMG I almost just totally choked on a dollar store cracker.

3rd November 2009

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Note to Self:

leftofsound:

For future reference, do yourself a favor and be more aware of your surroundings when listening to Gossip’s Music for Men in public.  It will do a whole lot of people a lot of good.

XOXO

-b

OMGB! (that’s Oh my God, Brandon) I am sooo happy that you introduced this to me! Beth Ditto is my new idol. I freaking love her. Like fo sheezey. And as for the public listening thing, I was totally rocking it on the bus today. OMG OMGB OMGBILOVEITSOMUCH

3rd November 2009

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How to Clean Your Filthy Bathroom

1) Put on your oldest paint-splattered jeans (see also: Fat Pants, Eating Dress)

2) Coat entire bathroom in Ajax paste.

3) Run away.

4) Scrub.  Rinse.  Repeat.

30th October 2009

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“Some people sing about going out and having ladies suck on them.

I like to sing about going to the mall, buying a new outfit, and eating some snacks.”

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25th October 2009

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22nd October 2009

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