September 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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March 2011
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The Detroit Wig Out Crew will be marching in the...
leftofsound:
detroitwigout:
Come see us and the rest of the march along the Cass Corridor starting at 1pm!
More info about the march can be found here.
Come all, come wigged!
If you’re in the greater Detroit area you should definitely check this out…sounds like it’s going to be tons of fun!
February 2011
3 posts
Detroit Has to Demolish Before it Can Rebuild →
In its heyday, nearly 2 million people lived here in Detroit; now, it’s fewer than half that. The city is so huge that San Francisco and Boston could fit within its borders with room left for Manhattan.
But a third of Detroit is too scarcely populated to function. Now, more than 10,000 buildlings could be demolished.
"Demolish and Rebuild" Detroit: Fires Burn Nearly... →
State and city officials have been looking for a way to renew the city through an unspecified “demolish and rebuild” program. It had some heads nodding in agreement earlier this year, but such a program would be a political minefield to implement.
You cannot simply demolish a neighborhood that still has some active residents. Openly moving people by force would be a Stalinist tactic.
So while...
AOL to buy The Huffington Post →
November 2010
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September 2010
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August 2010
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The True Story of What Was
A lot of people dismiss Ani Difranco as a smelly righteous lesbian, but I feel the need to say that this (purported) smelly righteous lesbian has written some of the most eloquent, universal truths I have ever heard. Waiting in a massive line at the Secretary of State today, I heard The True Story of What Was again, and I got goosebumps as if it were the first time I’d ever heard it.
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January 2010
3 posts
A fictionalized version of what just happened at...
The old man who had huffed and puffed his way into the post office carrying a package was speaking to the man behind him. ”You would think they’d have more people working.”
“Well that’s what happens when you let the government run things.”
“Yeah well Massachusetts last night shows what we think about that.”
The previous night was a particularly...
December 2009
2 posts
It's like a big mack truck cut across three lanes...
- Liz Phair
"Anyone could tell you were my instrument," he...
- Liz Phair
November 2009
5 posts
DOLPHIN WEDDING! →
OMG I almost just totally choked on a dollar store cracker.
Note to Self:
leftofsound:
For future reference, do yourself a favor and be more aware of your surroundings when listening to Gossip’s Music for Men in public. It will do a whole lot of people a lot of good. XOXO
-b
OMGB! (that’s Oh my God, Brandon) I am sooo happy that you introduced this to me! Beth Ditto is my new idol. I freaking love her. Like fo sheezey. And as for the public listening...
How to Clean Your Filthy Bathroom
1) Put on your oldest paint-splattered jeans (see also: Fat Pants, Eating Dress)
2) Coat entire bathroom in Ajax paste.
3) Run away.
4) Scrub. Rinse. Repeat.
October 2009
12 posts
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Happy Farm Online Game Spawns Real-Life Farming in... →
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2 Things that Made Me Cry Today
I only slept for about a half hour or so last night as I pulled an all-nighter studying for my Language Development exam (which went pretty well if you’re interested) and when I don’t get any sleep I get really emotionally volatile. So when I found out that Helen Thomas would be recieving an honorary degree at MY commencement ceremony, I started involuntarily weeping with joy while...
Thank you internet. Thank you.
Kind of having fun on Witch Island.
Oh my god my life is evaporating while I’m virtual dancing. Come join me! Let’s waste away together!
Thoughts from the shower, so fresh I still don't...
Maybe I should write a biographical or semi-biographical account of the events of 1998-1999 (junior and senior year of high school). I think it could sell. It could maybe be marketed to gay teens. It was majorly transformative - parents separating, dropping out of and re-enrolling in high school, my first three sexual experiences, my sister’s pregnancy, and the influence of all kinds of...
jennyowenyoungs:
cashmolly:
Logan and I have made up a new game. It’s called “Anything You Say about Georgia O’Keeffe is True.” The idea is to make up as many absurd and slanderous claims about Georgia O’Keeffe as possible, and the other person has to accept them as fact.
The game ends when you become overcome with guilt for saying terrible things about a sweet old lady who loved...
September 2009
52 posts
Epic fail.
These two little words are destined to mark the current youth forever as later millennials the same way that “far out” did the boomers.
Just put in the sixth load of laundry.
Note to self: No need to buy clothes until 2013. . . Or at least mid-October.
My solution to every problem meal:
Dump Italian dressing on it.
Special Alert:
You can now come to me if you need to determine the truth-values of compound sentences through propositional logic.
Eddie will read this textbook.
Yes he will. Watch him open the textbook. Watch him lovingly examine the brightly colored headings. Watch him check out the cracks in the ceiling and gaze longingly at the remote control. Watch him suddenly gain interest in his chinchilla. Watch him feed his chinchilla a raisin. Watch him pick up his pencil and paper and begin to take notes about the incredibly fascinating things he will...