My Diagonal Life

21st September 2009

Video

LESLIE HALL, KEEPER OF THE GEMS, PERFORMING “TIGHT PANTS (BODY ROLLS)”

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath
when I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants;
I want to own them, but can you even dance in those pants?
“Watch me, woman!”

they made him move like a vessel of shimmy,
all sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty.
I want to get some! Put my body in them, then I will rule the world!!

Is that an angel baby?  no! That’s my dance moves! Yes!
Feed me honey chews and feed me lots of jamba juice!
Call me lady tiger, but I’ll never eat my young, no!
My legs in tight pants, I dream! When I would move, I’d scream:

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!